As I sit here, in an itchy and uncomfortable amount of pain I wonder what a day would be like without any pain or discomfort. Those days are a faint memory to me and I complain less and less because I don’t want to appear as weak-when truly I am emotionally and mentally the STRONGEST person I know. I know, I know..sounds a bit boastful right?! When you’ve endured seven surgeries to date and live in a constant state of skin burning and irritation-then you can judge. I won’t go on about the pain, but here’s a comparison for you all. Ever taken tall socks off after a long day, and when you take those socks off you can see the indentation mark from the socks…and it begins to almost itch from the restriction all day. That’s what it’s like wearing a bag with an ostomy belt 24/7. Except you can’t take the bag off, but for short periods of time. Welcome to my itching, burning, painful hell with what I have referred to as “the snail”–which mostly is because it is constantly moving.
The entire day and night before my very first surgery, I was beyond sick. Everyone who knows about colonoscopies understands you have to take, what I refer to as “colon blow”–the name speaks for itself. At this point I weighed about 117 pounds and I was weak from my two months in ICU and the Remicade reaction. From the time I got out of the hospital to the day before my surgery, anything I ate would go right through me-literally. So, when it came time to take the colon blow…there wasn’t much left to blow. However, my mother insisted that I try to drink some of it. I also was given an antibiotic to take with the colon blow-which created the perfect storm within my body. I was a mess, I was puking and sicker than sick (as if that was even possible). I have never been able to drink that stuff and by this point it was my third round of bowel prep in just five months. I truly hope they develop some kind of alternative that tastes way better for you future Crohns and Colitis patients, because this stuff is no joke. It tastes absolutely terrible going in and it’s equally as terrible coming out (via vomit or otherwise). Even writing this now, and thinking back to that last day of taking the colon blow, my throat clenches and my stomach does a flip or two. If you’ve never experienced it, consider yourselves extremely lucky!
I didn’t have a lot of choices, as my previous blogs stated…it was lose the colon or live with the excruciating pain. Obviously a no brainer for me, but even the most certain person has doubts. I had doubts up until the night before, when the nerves started to set in that tomorrow I would lose my colon. At this point my nerves set in and began to overwhelm my stomach. I remember sitting on the toilet (as if I had anything left in me-which I did not) and my colon was spasming. Colonic spasms are extremely painful and are known to be brought on by internal stress. Which, no doubt, I was having the night before the biggest surgery of my life. So as I’m sitting on the toilet, not going, but in excruciating amounts of pain-my mom came in the bathroom. By this time I was in tears and I remember her words to me like it was yesterday, “Jerica, after tomorrow you’ll never have deal with this much pain again.” I took those words to heart, and replay them over and over in my head even today. Weather it was the truth or not, it was what I needed to hear in that moment. Also in that moment, Gibson (my little Morkie puppy) who is no doubt the light of my life…came strolling into the bathroom with his little blue blanket attached to his bum! He could tell I was upset, and he too, knew I needed his little personality to make me laugh and temporarily forget about the pain.
The next morning I woke up, and tried my best to mentally prepare myself for what was to come. There’s no words to describe the fear I felt. There just is not. I knew things would change and I hoped for the better. I knew I’d have challenges ahead of me and that life would be different going forward. Very little people knew the details of the surgery I was going to undergo-and in the beginning I didn’t want anyone to know anything. In a way, I looked at it like this, the people who needed to know did and everyone else could wait.
As I laid in the hospital bed, waiting for the stoma nurse to come in and draw the spot where “the snail” would make it’s debut I became very nervous. I remember the nurse asking me where I would like the stoma to be. I had no idea that the spot I chose would be there for nearly two years-but I pointed and said how about here. I mean did it really matter? At the end of the day, a scar is a scar and it wouldn’t make a difference to me. She could tell I was nervous and said that sometimes people name their stoma’s-I immediately thought that was insanely weird but smiled and said, “Oh, really?” I think it’s odd that we name our stoma’s…but I understand why people do. I suppose that’s why I gave mine the name “the snail”…it’s weird looking…it moves and is almost always slimy. Thinking back to that awkward conversation with Denise (my stoma nurse), I’m sure she was trying her best to make me feel confident and comfortable with my decision. Nonetheless, it was a huge decision I was making and I don’t think anything or anyone could have made me feel at ease.
Even today, almost a year later as I’m writing this, the thoughts that come flooding back to me are those of fear and uncertainty. I often cry when I have to relive these memories-but I do this to help others. I think about what other’s want to read, what they need to hear, and what the world needs to know about me. I have a unique case, and I have from the beginning. I never intended to share my story with the world, and most certainly didn’t expect to write about my story for all of social media to read and experience. I had no idea how long this road would be. And still today, I don’t know where the road leads. It’s as if I’m walking without a map, without an end in sight. Each step seems like a mile and I’m thirsty for answers.
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Wow….do you know how many people that you are helping???? You, Jerica, are a very strong women and I do admire you. I have never met you, but I do know your Mom and I am sure that you have some of her courage in you. I hope that you keep writing and informing people about this disease. I plan on keeping up with your blogs. Thanks Jerica for being YOU.
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